Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other. They get our most polarized reactions.

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I am a man of fixed and unbending principles the first of which is to be flexible at all times.

Sayings funny political quotes. Here s what they know about. Misattributed groucho marx politics problems. These funny political quotes might be good for a laugh but politicians can offer some more sophisticated words of wisdom too like these moving peace quotes from world leaders.

Here s what they don t know about. 9491 matching entries found. I have the most reliable friend you can have in american politics and that is ready money.

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Stop asking miss usa contestants if they believe in evolution. It s like asking stephen hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Politics quotes and sayings perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did newt gingrich.

Spray tans fake boobs and baton twirling. Politics is show business for ugly people. Pearson we can play politics or we can reduce crime bobby scott a politician is known by the promises he keeps unknown.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other. Funny political quotesgroup 6. It s not their field.

Groucho marx on politics politics is the art of looking for trouble finding it everywhere diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Decide which side you re on with the collection of wise and humorous politics quotes below. Funny political quotes are probably what keep us voting for politicians year after year.

Oscar ameringer life witty art. Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects lester b. Quotes tagged as political humor showing 1 20 of 20 new rule.

We couldn t bear to live a life without our dear politicians. 11 funny political quotes and sayings. Politics is the art of looking for trouble finding it whether it exists or not diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedy ernest benn tags.

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